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Wednesday November 19th, 2008

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George W. Bush Goes in for hemorrhoid surgery this week. Doctors warn of potential complications due to the close proximity of the hemorrhoid to Bush's brain.
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Microsoft releases Windows XP this week. The new os is reportedly causing the spontaneous combustion of any machine it comes into contact with. We recently interviewed a developer from the Redmond based schlopware giant, who told us that XP was short for eXPlode.
Verizon Wireless has just published the results of a five year study on the benefits to cellular phone radiation. Among other health benefits, the report mentions improved vision in some people through the growth of a third eye.

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